This legend is woven with the picture the media, both MSM and Leftist, is giving the public of how Trump defeated Clinton. You are invited to create your own version and post it in the comment section. If it is really good, I’ll post it as ‘guest post’.
The Legend Of Donald J. Trump
Once upon a time, believe me, there was an amazing country, amazing. It was the shining beacon of the free market, or as its people used to call it, of the free world. Its citizens were all winners by birth, enjoying their great way of life. They had free elections and free leaders, fantastic real estate and bigly mortgaged homes. Sometimes they wished their leaders were billionaires, actually, they wanted billionaire leaders; but not that much for a while because their nation, they called it America, was a great nation in that way.
But these happy citizens were not aware of the silent plague that had silently been destroying, destroying for the last eight years, folks, their amazing way of life. It was devastating it, badly. They didn’t even know it was happening. But it was happening, folks, believe me.
Eating their way of life was a plague of illegal emails, okay? These illegals were criminals and rapists; they were hiding in private but illegal servers (coyote-servers you could call them). But they were illegal servers, folks, or so I was told.
These illegals were turning the people into deplorable angry voters. They were so angry; you won’t believe how angry they were. Or how deplorable. Sad.
These really bad illegal emails were difficult to detect because they couldn’t be detected without the intervention of the FBI and a weird-looking, albino-looking Australian, and they both had to wait to the presidential elections to realize the plague was there.
The illegals, smart as they are, kept changing status from ‘classified’ to ‘declassified’ to hide in the community with the legal and hard-working emails, taking their jobs too. Dangerous. It shouldn’t have happened, but their non-classy leaders were weak. They allowed China take advantage of them and their people. Can you believe that? I can because they are stoopid leaders.
Anyway, there was nothing the FBI or the scientists could do about the illegals because they couldn’t read the illegals’ DNA code; the code was incomplete, no one knew what was inside the emails. All they could read was inane information, no smoking gun there. But they kept trying to find that gun, publishing their emails reports in the MSM 24/7 since January.
The source of the illegal emails was a mean woman, an old evil feminist woman, a sick woman, seriously. She was crooked-Hillary, you can’t believe how crooked she was. She should be in jail. Anyone who lets illegal emails in should be in jail. I will build a wall against illegal emails. Watch me. And Mexico is going to pay for the wall. They will, believe me.
Anyway, they couldn’t find the smoking gun because the crooked feminist woman (she was scary, folks) kept taking their gun away. She wanted to take their Second Constitutional Amendment too. What a nasty woman.
But then, something amazing happened, amazing and bigly. A truly great leader, the kind the people really really wanted, appeared in their primaries. He was tall and orange, but his followers didn’t notice he was orange because they immediately fell in love him. He was devastatingly good with words. He told his folks he was a billionaire named Donald J. Trump, although he never showed them his tax filings to confirm his claim.
Donald, that great people’s hero, knew how to talk to the deplorable angry voters. He was tremendous. He diagnosed their problem: globalism, corrupt politicians and emails. The angry voters cheered his bravery and fairness, because he had both. Donald said things “the way they are”, fearlessly. He bravely bullied and slayed 16 of his early enemies with kind words, the kind of words that would shame you into your corner. And he insulted everybody equally, he didn’t discriminate. He insulted women as well as the physically disabled, blacks, Latinos, military families…even his own followers. He was a great man, great, GREAT fair man. A tremendous leader.
Donald the hero told them he was their voice and that only he can fix their problems. They believed in him with the power of their shared conviction that conspiracy theories are true. He confirmed his fears for them.
So our hero Donald worked his way through the presidential elections to face the people’s enemy: the evil feminist person. She was tougher to defeat than the other 15 men and a woman he slayed in the primaries. She was conning, a trickster experienced in manipulation of the media people, and forced them to attack our hero. They accused Donald of so many bad things, all of them lies. They even accused him of being a pussy-grabber. Incredible. Sad.
No one believed he could defeat the nasty old woman, but he did. That’s what makes this country great, that the corrupt media and establishment actually gave him the presidency. He defeated that crooked woman, oh yes he did. How did he achieve this amazing, terrific feat? He was great, that’s how. And she was horrible, I mean, horrendous.
He defeated her because he was smart, he “rewrote the rules” and “trusted his instincts”. Donald was an outsider, which was a good thing because it meant he was not a politician. True, he bragged about buying them, but that never bothered anyone. There was a lot, but a LOT of energy on his camp, he was high energy. Social media followed him; he won because “he had more tweeter followers than she had”. He understood the white-collar working class men. He related to his followers, and they related back to him. It was wonderful. He appealed to the deplorables because Donald is a billionaire and businessman; Hillary was none of those. Not one big business or media people supported him, but that was a good thing too for him; it showed his courage and that he was not bought by the lying media.
Crooked-Hillary was defeated by him because she was a woman. She focused on Identity Politics, race women’s issues. She was more untrustworthy than our hero. She was a liar and crook. She voted for the Iraq war and had bad judgment. She was careless. She was boring, low energy and there was no enthusiasm for her. Women didn’t like Hillary. She didn’t care about white-collar men workers. She lost because she was old and too tired to campaign in the rust-belt states. Despite her experience in politics and government, she ran a terrible campaign.
The media people, the MSM, didn’t like her; they tried to help Donald by publicizing horrible ‘truths’ about her: how dishonest she was at heart, that no one liked her, corrupt and prone to mistakes on her favor. But they all endorsed her as the most qualified candidate because she had them by the balls. Nasty woman. But ultimately, she lost because the emails came back to bite her in the coo coo. The FBI found more emails and dumped them a few days before the elections, causing her to lose votes. Then the Electoral College gave her the coup d’ Grace.
And so it was that from November 9 on, despite Hillary receiving over 2 million more votes than our great hero, Donald, the media tells us that he defeated her. True, if it weren’t for the Electoral College our hero would have lost bigly, it would have been a defeat of historical proportions.
But that doesn’t matter now. What matters now to the media is that he defeated her, he triumphed and conquered her. They will not write that he won despite the majority of the people not wanting nor loving him. The myth that everybody hated her and no one trusted her was debunked by 2 millions more votes for her than for Donald. High schools history books will teach that our hero was elected president by the love the people had for him and because of his great presidential campaign.
The legend of Donald J. Trump will go to history as the triumph of the one who lost, and the loss of the one who won. That is quite an achievement and deserves to be in the annals of best modern myths.